I'm a PC and...

I'm a PC and...

• I'm a PC and are you Sarah Connor? (RB)
• I'm a PC and I look fabulous! (DD)
• I'm a PC and when I looked into Steve Job's eyes I saw three letters: an M, an A, and a C. (RB)
• I'm a PC and I have a bracelet too. (RB)
• I'm a PC and this is a day of independence for all the Munchkins and their descendants! (RB)
• I'm a PC and I rarely wear underwear. (DD)
• I'm a PC and I can't digest dairy. (DD)
• I'm a PC and my tribe won immunity tonight. (RB)
• I'm a PC and I look fat in this case. (U)
• I'm a PC and not a PC doing, not a PC computing, but a PC always rebooting. (RB)
• I'm a PC and I'm the sweetheart of the fashion world. (DD)
• I'm a PC and I'm not @JohnCleese. Damn. (RB)
• I'm a PC and I don't wear a thong. (RB)
• I'm a PC and memento mori (U)
• I'm a PC and Carthago delenda est! (RB)
• I'm a PC and salads make me gaseous (U)
• I'm a PC and I drink wine from a box. (RB)
• I'm a PC and I would like fries with that. (DD)
• I'm a PC and Rabbi Bob stinks (U)
• I'm a PC and I can teach the world to sing in perfect harmony (RB)
• I'm a PC (And So Can You!) (DD)
• I'm a PC and I buy cocaine wholesale. (RB)
• I'm a PC and I love puppies and long walks on the beach. (DD)
• I'm a PC and I have body image issues. (DD)
• I'm a PC and I have nowhere to wipe this booger. (RB)
• I'm a PC and I'm about to kill again. (DD)
• I'm a PC and I sell my body for money. (RB)
• I'm a PC and I'm constipated. (RB)
• I'm a PC and I'm a pr0nstar! (RB)

Credits

• DD - Dash Drum
• U - Uberschwarz
• RB - Rabbi Bob

Credits to starting this for me goes to a tweet made by Dash Drum where he quoted the commercial with "I'm a PC and I sell fish". Honestly I have no real idea why I found this interesting.