All Your Base Are Belong To Google
From Mike Beane's Blog
Work in progress [[ Part of a joke that I jotted down early 2007 that seems to be growing into reality more and more each day.]]
The NSA will seize control of Google under the guise of National Security and all of the following will be available in a nutshell. Keep in mind that Google has started working with the Government recently.
- Searches - Either by Google account tracking or IP based search records
- Purchases - AdSense, Acquired DoubleClick
- Social Networks - owns Orkut
- Chats - GoogleChat
- Email - Gmail
- Photos
- Google StreetView - pictures of the areas recorded
- Picasa photo sharing holding pictures of your life
- Global View - Google Earth - user generated pins and info
- High Quality Digital Imagery Satellite
- Documents
- Spreadsheets, documents and everything you put in them
- Calendar
- Google knows when you've been and when you'll be
- Phone
- 700mhz Spectrum Big [Failed]
- Android
- Google Latitude - We know where your phone is
- EMR - We know your ailments and your health