I'm a PC and...

• I'm a PC and I don't wear a thong.
• I'm a PC and memento mori (U)
• I'm a PC and Carthago delenda est! (RB)
• I'm a PC and salads make me gaseous (U)
• I'm a PC and I drink wine from a box. (RB)
• I'm a PC and I would like fries with that. (DD)
• I'm a PC and Rabbi Bob stinks (U)
• I'm a PC and I can teach the world to sing in perfect harmony (RB)
• I'm a PC (And So Can You!) (DD)
• I'm a PC and I buy cocaine wholesale. (RB)
• I'm a PC and I love puppies and long walks on the beach. (DD)
• I'm a PC and I have body image issues. (DD)
• I'm a PC and I have nowhere to wipe this booger. (RB)
• I'm a PC and I'm about to kill again. (DD)
• I'm a PC and I sell my body for money. (RB)
• I'm a PC and I'm constipated. (RB)
• I'm a PC and I'm a pr0nstar! (RB)

Credits

• DD - Dash Drum
• U - Uberschwarz
• RB - Rabbi Bob

Credits to starting this for me goes to a tweet made by Dash Drum where he quoted the commercial with "I'm a PC and I sell fish"