Revision as of 00:17, 30 September 2007

Kosher Tales From The Deli is a fiction album collection of various music that Rabbi Bob has either created, participated in or mashed together during fits of boredom from 1997 to 2007.

The timing is off, leveling is off, the pitch is off and the only thing we know is that Rabbi Bob's music at best was just barely kosher.

In case anyone misses it, this page is a joke.

Cover

Tracks

Sleeper39

Recorded in one take with a drummer he had met 15 minutes prior, Sleeper39 marks the end of Rabbi Bob's Naval career and his return to civilian life. April 1997 Direct Download - May have issues with the flash-player on this site. <flashmp3>http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/music/Sleeper39_1997.mp3%7Cautostart=no%7Cloop=no%7CfirstTrackName=Sleeper39_1997</flashmp3>

KaChink

(Featuring The Shipwrecks) - J Mershon on drums and Rabbi Bob on rhythm and 1st lead, then John Ray on 2nd lead. Unfortunately the master tape was lost and Bob was never able to redo that 1st lead, making this track nearly non-kosher. January 1997

<flashmp3>http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/music/Shipwrecks-KaChink.mp3%7Cautostart=no%7Cloop=no%7CfirstTrackName=KaChink</flashmp3>

Not This Time

Fiddling with with a Roland drum machine, this tune ended up being the backing track to a Counterstrike video on YouTube. 200? <flashmp3>http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/Not This Time.mp3|autostart=no|loop=no|firstTrackName=Not This Time</flashmp3>

Tuney Tuesday

Recorded as the 'Tuney Tuesday' lead in for Dawn and Drew. 2007 <flashmp3>http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/TuneyTuesday.mp3%7Cautostart=no%7Cloop=no%7CfirstTrackName=TuneyTuesday</flashmp3>

Welcome

(Concept Demo) - No rhythm, but the concept is nice. 2006 <flashmp3>http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/music/welcome.mp3%7Cautostart=no%7Cloop=no%7CfirstTrackName=Welcome</flashmp3>

The Walk

Some 'Staying Alive' acoustic vibe. 1999 <flashmp3>http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/music/TheWalk.mp3%7Cautostart=no%7Cloop=no%7CfirstTrackName=The Walk</flashmp3>

When Simpsons Cry Remix

Mixed on a Quantex P200 in 1998, this was mashup before there were mashups!

<flashmp3>http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/music/Prince-Simpsons.mp3%7Cautostart=no%7Cloop=no%7CfirstTrackName=When Simpsons Cry Remix</flashmp3>

Mars Remix

This boiling pot of sound bytes includes Bob's reaction to Samuel L Jackson starring as Mace Windu in The Phantom Menace (crossing Pulp Fiction with Star Wars) among many other characters of the time. 1998 Explicit Expletives and Suggestive Suggestions <flashmp3>http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/music/MARS.MP3%7Cautostart=no%7Cloop=no%7CfirstTrackName=Mars Remix</flashmp3>

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

(Featuring Erin B.) <flashmp3>http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/Erin_TwinkleTwinkle.mp3%7Cautostart=no%7Cloop=no%7CfirstTrackName=Twinkle Twinkle Little Star</flashmp3>

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 =Tracks=
-.  Sleeper39 - Recorded in one take with a drummer he had met 15 minutes prior, Sleeper39 marks the end of Rabbi Bob's Naval career and his return to civilian life.  April 1997  ''[http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/music/Sleeper39_1997.mp3 Direct Download] - May have issues with the flash-player on this site.''
+==Sleeper39 ==
+Recorded in one take with a drummer he had met 15 minutes prior, Sleeper39 marks the end of Rabbi Bob's Naval career and his return to civilian life.  April 1997  ''[http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/music/Sleeper39_1997.mp3 Direct Download] - May have issues with the flash-player on this site.''
 <flashmp3>http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/music/Sleeper39_1997.mp3|autostart=no|loop=no|firstTrackName=Sleeper39_1997</flashmp3>
+==KaChink ==
+(Featuring The Shipwrecks) - J Mershon on drums and Rabbi Bob on rhythm and 1st lead, then John Ray on 2nd lead.  Unfortunately the master tape was lost and Bob was never able to redo that 1st lead, making this track nearly non-kosher.  January 1997
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-.  KaChink (Featuring The Shipwrecks) - J Mershon on drums and Rabbi Bob on rhythm and 1st lead, then John Ray on 2nd lead.  Unfortunately the master tape was lost and Bob was never able to redo that 1st lead, making this track nearly non-kosher.  January 1997
 <flashmp3>http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/music/Shipwrecks-KaChink.mp3|autostart=no|loop=no|firstTrackName=KaChink</flashmp3>
-----
+==Not This Time ==
-.  Not This Time - Fiddling with with a Roland drum machine, this tune ended up being the backing track to a Counterstrike video on YouTube.  200?
+Fiddling with with a Roland drum machine, this tune ended up being the backing track to a Counterstrike video on YouTube.  200?
 <flashmp3>http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/Not This Time.mp3|autostart=no|loop=no|firstTrackName=Not This Time</flashmp3>
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+==[[Tuney Tuesday]] ==
-.  [[Tuney Tuesday]] - Recorded as the 'Tuney Tuesday' lead in for Dawn and Drew.  2007
+Recorded as the 'Tuney Tuesday' lead in for Dawn and Drew.  2007
 <flashmp3>http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/TuneyTuesday.mp3|autostart=no|loop=no|firstTrackName=TuneyTuesday</flashmp3>
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+==Welcome ==
-.  Welcome (Concept Demo) - No rhythm, but the concept is nice. 2006
+(Concept Demo) - No rhythm, but the concept is nice. 2006
 <flashmp3>http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/music/welcome.mp3|autostart=no|loop=no|firstTrackName=Welcome</flashmp3>
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+==The Walk ==
-.  The Walk - Some 'Staying Alive' acoustic vibe. 1999
+Some 'Staying Alive' acoustic vibe. 1999
 <flashmp3>http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/music/TheWalk.mp3|autostart=no|loop=no|firstTrackName=The Walk</flashmp3>
-----
+==When Simpsons Cry Remix ==
-.  When Simpsons Cry Remix - Mixed on a Quantex P200 in 1998, this was mashup before there were mashups!
+Mixed on a Quantex P200 in 1998, this was mashup before there were mashups!
 <flashmp3>http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/music/Prince-Simpsons.mp3|autostart=no|loop=no|firstTrackName=When Simpsons Cry Remix</flashmp3>
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+==Mars Remix ==
-.  Mars Remix - This boiling pot of sound bytes includes Bob's reaction to Samuel L Jackson starring as Mace Windu in ''The Phantom Menace'' (crossing ''Pulp Fiction'' with ''Star Wars'') among many other characters of the time.  1998 ''Explicit Expletives and Suggestive Suggestions''
+This boiling pot of sound bytes includes Bob's reaction to Samuel L Jackson starring as Mace Windu in ''The Phantom Menace'' (crossing ''Pulp Fiction'' with ''Star Wars'') among many other characters of the time.  1998 ''Explicit Expletives and Suggestive Suggestions''
 <flashmp3>http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/music/MARS.MP3|autostart=no|loop=no|firstTrackName=Mars Remix</flashmp3>
-----
+==Twinkle Twinkle Little Star ==
-.  Twinkle Twinkle Little Star (Featuring Erin B.)
+(Featuring Erin B.)
 <flashmp3>http://www.rabbibob.com/uploads/Erin_TwinkleTwinkle.mp3|autostart=no|loop=no|firstTrackName=Twinkle Twinkle Little Star</flashmp3>
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